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[17 Mar 2005|06:03pm]

I would have to say that I am a big fan of The Dirty Sanchez. That's when your partner takes off your diaper and poo flings at them thus giving them a poo mustache. Yeah.
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[07 Mar 2005|12:52am]
[ mood | amused ]

i preformed the tonyfuckindanza two nights ago, & needless to say, with no pun intended, it wasn't such a big hit.

how about;
frankthegoat - while ass fucking, place your hands firmly on the recipients
hips, then proceed to manipulate them "up & down" the length of your dick, while baaahing & grunting like a goat.


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[23 Jun 2003|01:21am]

Ostrich Cock

When only the head is in the hole.
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[14 May 2003|10:24pm]

[ mood | curious ]

Relative Humidity: The amount of sweat that rolls off your ass while you're fucking your cousin

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HE'S BACK, AUSSIES!!! [04 May 2003|01:25pm]

Army buddies of mine and I came up with these two gems:

The Hot Ralph: Just like the Hot Carl, but you're drunk and you vomit on the girl's chest.

The Double Dog Dare: Put a collar and a leash on your favorite lady and start nailing her doggy style. Then vomit into a dog dish and make her eat it.
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The Cherry Poppin' Entry [04 Apr 2003|01:02am]

[ mood | creative ]

Musical Wanks

Like pre-school musical chairs with a rather important difference. Two or more people masturbate at once to music but MUST halt activities when the music stops. Whoever accidentally comes when the music stops is out. Can work with as little as just two people but research has shown that sometimes a third person aka 'The Music Keeper' needs to be present only to turn the music on and off, just to keep things fair.

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